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We wish you a Cool Yule!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're automating all the things and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Frantic First with your dumpster fire and drunk Uncle Carl!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree