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We wish you a Fabulous Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your dumpster fire and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree