We wish you a Bitchin' Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your drugs stash and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree