We wish you a Bitchin' Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins ...

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your drunk Uncle Carl and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree