border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals

We wish you a Rockin' Hannukah!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your emo sibling and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree