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We wish you a Googley Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and maintaining our access road! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic First with your junkie cousin and au pair/mistress!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree