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We wish you a Jubilant Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're maintaining our access road and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic First with your dumpster fire and emo sibling!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree