We wish you a Drunken Christmas!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your pets and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree