We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your illegal pet chimp and mistress!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree