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We wish you a Drunken Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your pets and pool boy!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree