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We wish you a Googley Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're playing fetch with Violet and feeding many birds! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your taxidermied dog and gothic friend "Raven"!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree