border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Special Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your drugs stash and pool boy!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree