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We wish you a Special Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and maintaining our access road! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your dumpster fire and drugs stash!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree