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We wish you a Special Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your creepy Uncle Frank and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree