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We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're automating all the things and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Frantic First with your dumpster fire and taxidermied dog!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree