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We wish you a Merry Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're feeding many birds and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins ...

We wish you a Frantic First with your mistress and online friends!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree