border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Groovy Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're playing fetch with Violet and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Happy New Year with your dumpster fire and gothic friend "Raven"!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree