We wish you a Bitchin' Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're learning the bagpipes and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Frantic First with your dumpster fire and taxidermied dog!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree