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We wish you a Groovy Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your duck of judgement and drugs stash!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree