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We wish you a Googley Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Frantic First with your mistress and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree