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We wish you a Drunken Yule!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your dumpster fire and illegal pet chimp!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree