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We wish you a Merry Yule!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're waiting for nice weather and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your friends and drugs stash!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree