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We wish you a Rockin' Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and making fresh apple juice! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your duck of judgement and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree