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We wish you a Special Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Frantic First with your family and dumpster fire!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree