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We wish you a Fabulous Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're playing fetch with Violet and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your pool boy and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree