We wish you a Special Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and feeding many birds! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your friends and dumpster fire!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree