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We wish you a Groovy Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins ...

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your drugs stash and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree