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We wish you a Bitchin' Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're maintaining our access road and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Frantic First with your drunk Uncle Carl and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree