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We wish you a Fabulous Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and drugs stash!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree