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We wish you a Rockin' Christmas!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your dumpster fire and duck of judgement!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree