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We wish you a Special Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're busy gardening and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and drunk Uncle Carl!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree