We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your reanimated grandparents and pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree