We wish you a Special Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your drugs stash and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree