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We wish you a Rockin' Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your pets and pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree