We wish you a Cool Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and maintaining our access road! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic First with your reanimated grandparents and online friends!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree