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We wish you a Fabulous Hannukah!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're automating all the things and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your junkie cousin and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree