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We wish you a Rockin' Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic First with your drunk Uncle Carl and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree