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We wish you a Special Hannukah!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and feeding many birds! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your duck of judgement and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree