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We wish you a Groovy Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're busy gardening and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree