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We wish you a Special Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're automating all the things and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your family and reanimated grandparents!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree