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We wish you a Groovy Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're automating all the things and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your drunk Uncle Carl and junkie cousin!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree