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We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your drunk Uncle Carl and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree