We wish you a Bitchin' Christmas!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your junkie cousin and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree