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We wish you a Special Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your dumpster fire and drugs stash!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree