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We wish you a Merry Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and feeding many birds! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your drugs stash and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree