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We wish you a Happy Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're playing fetch with Violet and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins ...

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree