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We wish you a Googley Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're busy gardening and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and drugs stash!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree