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We wish you a Groovy Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're automating all the things and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your junkie cousin and reanimated grandparents!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree