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We wish you a Fabulous Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree