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We wish you a Merry Christmas!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're maintaining our access road and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Frantic First with your drugs stash and gothic friend "Raven"!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree