We wish you a Merry Christmas!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your family and taxidermied dog!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree