We wish you a Bitchin' Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and maintaining our access road! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your illegal pet chimp and drunk Uncle Carl!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree