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We wish you a Jubilant Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your taxidermied dog and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree