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We wish you a Special Christmas!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your reanimated grandparents and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree