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We wish you a Googley Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're playing fetch with Violet and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your dumpster fire and pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree