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We wish you a Rockin' Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're playing fetch with Violet and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your pool boy and gothic friend "Raven"!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree