We wish you a Happy Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and maintaining our access road! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Frantic First with your taxidermied dog and reanimated grandparents!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree