We wish you a Fabulous Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and feeding many birds! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Frantic First with your drugs stash and mistress!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree