border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Jubilant Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're busy gardening and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your drugs stash and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree