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We wish you a Special Yule!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're busy gardening and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your drugs stash and gothic friend "Raven"!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree