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We wish you a Special Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your drugs stash and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree