We wish you a Drunken Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're learning the bagpipes and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and taxidermied dog!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree