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We wish you a Jubilant Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic First with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree