border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Fabulous Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your mistress and pool boy!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree