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We wish you a Merry Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree