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We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Frantic First with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree