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We wish you a Rockin' Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're feeding many birds and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: Moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins ...

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your taxidermied dog and reanimated grandparents!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree