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We wish you a Happy Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your illegal pet chimp and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree