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We wish you a Happy Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your emo sibling and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree