border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Cool Yule!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Frantic First with your dumpster fire and illegal pet chimp!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree