border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Googley Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your dumpster fire and taxidermied dog!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree