We wish you a Cool Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're busy gardening and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and illegal pet chimp!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree