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We wish you a Merry Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're busy gardening and building a sledging ramp for the next snow! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your drugs stash and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree