We wish you a Jubilant Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your drunk Uncle Carl and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree