We wish you a Jubilant Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by hackers! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Horrible First with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie