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We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by Tyler! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Boozy Night with your family and briefcase full of drugs!

Love,

The Wee Byre