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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Rockin' Hogmanay with your casually racist family and clingy cat!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!