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We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Boozy Night with your live-in leather gimp and sideshow freaks!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!