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We wish you a Bitchin' Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by gnomes! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Rockin' Hogmanay with your reptile menagerie and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner brood