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We wish you a Happy Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are driving the tractor and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Jubilant Hangover with your casually racist family and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!