We wish you a Merry Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a demented mind! This year, we are playing video games and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Violent Hangover with your dumpster-fire love life and briefcase full of drugs!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family