We wish you a Rockin' Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and giving our friends sparkly gel nails!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and mutant psychos!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie