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We wish you a Happy Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are busy gardening and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Horrible Night with your friends and gamer guild!

Love,

The Wee Byre