We wish you a Cool Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Boozy Night with your dumpster-fire love life and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!