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We wish you a Happy Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are busy gardening and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you Violent Hangover with your junkie cousin and evil coven!

Love,

The Wee Byre