We wish you a Bitchin' Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are mixing cocktails and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Violent Hogmanay with your live-in leather gimp and clingy cat!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!