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We wish you a Cool Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are busy gardening and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Frantic New Year with your sideshow freaks and mutant psychos!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie