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We wish you a Merry Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are busy gardening and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Frantic New Year with your gamer guild and evil coven!

Love,

The Wee Byre