We wish you a Commercially-Successful Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are upgrading the card's code and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Violent Good Time with your creepy Uncle Frank and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

The Wagner brood