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We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your creepy Uncle Frank and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner brood