We wish you a Jubilant Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are pruning the roses and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Happy New Year with your junkie cousin and sideshow freaks!

Love,

The Wagner brood