We wish you a Happy Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and sideshow freaks!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family