border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Special Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by hackers! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your cheap booze and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!