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We wish you a Drunken Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by Tyler! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and mixing cocktails!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Happy Season with your family and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wagner brood