We wish you a Drunken Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are busy gardening and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your dumpster-fire love life and reptile menagerie!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!