We wish you a Merry Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a mad scientist! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and drinking hot cocoa!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Jubilant Good Time with your friends and casually racist family!

Love,

The Wee Byre