We wish you a Special Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by super nerds! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Rockin' New Year with your questionable herbal supplements and reptile menagerie!

Love,

The Wagner brood