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We wish you a Fabulous Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!
Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a mad scientist! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and driving the tractor!
Here are some thoughts from the kids:
Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!
Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.
We wish you an Eye-Watering Night with your dumpster-fire love life and mutant psychos!
Love,
The Wagner brood
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