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We wish you a Happy Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by Tyler! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and driving the tractor!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Rockin' Hogmanay with your questionable herbal supplements and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family