We wish you a Drunken Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you an Eye-Watering New Year with your family and crypto-bros!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!