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We wish you a Cool Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by super nerds! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your casually racist family and briefcase full of drugs!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie