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We wish you a Merry Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are waiting for nice weather and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Drunken Hogmanay with your briefcase full of drugs and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family