border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Jubilant Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by gnomes! This year, we are busy gardening and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Violent Good Time with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!