We wish you a Drunken Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by Tyler! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and busy gardening!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Rockin' First with your briefcase full of drugs and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family