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We wish you a Happy Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you Violent Good Time with your creepy Uncle Frank and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family