We wish you a Commercially-Successful Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Jubilant First with your mutant psychos and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family