We wish you a Jubilant Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by gnomes! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Jubilant Hogmanay with your friends and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family