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We wish you a Drunken Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa with your dumpster-fire love life and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

The Wagner brood