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We wish you a Fabulous Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a demented mind! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Jubilant Hangover with your dumpster-fire love life and junkie cousin!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family