We wish you a Merry Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by hackers! This year, we are mixing cocktails and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you an Eye-Watering Kwanzaa with your questionable herbal supplements and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family