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We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are driving the tractor and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa with your D&D group/polycule and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family