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We wish you a Jubilant Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are upgrading the card's code and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Boozy Season with your casually racist family and reptile menagerie!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie