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We wish you a Merry Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by Tyler! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you an Eye-Watering Night with your casually racist family and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!