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We wish you a Groovy Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are playing video games and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hangover with your crypto-bros and avian familiars!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie