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We wish you a Merry Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are driving the tractor and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Jubilant Hangover with your creepy Uncle Frank and evil coven!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie