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We wish you a Happy Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are busy gardening and drinking hot cocoa!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Drunken Night with your creepy Uncle Frank and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

The Wagner brood