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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are hiking the soggy hills and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Groovy Season with your crypto-bros and reptile menagerie!

Love,

The Wagner brood