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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by hackers! This year, we are driving the tractor and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Frantic Night with your family and questionable herbal supplements!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family