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We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by super nerds! This year, we are mixing cocktails and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Rockin' Season with your D&D group/polycule and sideshow freaks!

Love,

The Wee Byre