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We wish you a Bitchin' Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by gnomes! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Groovy First with your dumpster-fire love life and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie