We wish you a Special Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and busy gardening!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your avian familiars and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

The Wagner brood