We wish you a Cool Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by Tyler! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your junkie cousin and casually racist family!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family