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We wish you a Rockin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and mixing cocktails!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Rockin' Season with your D&D group/polycule and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family