We wish you a Bitchin' Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by hackers! This year, we are playing video games and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Drunken New Year with your junkie cousin and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood