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We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are driving the tractor and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your friends and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood