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We wish you a Jubilant Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are mixing cocktails and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Groovy Hogmanay with your briefcase full of drugs and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family