We wish you a Commercially-Successful Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a demented mind! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your junkie cousin and sideshow freaks!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!