We wish you a Rockin' Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by gnomes! This year, we are watching really bad movies and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you Horrible Kwanzaa with your casually racist family and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie