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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and constantly cleaning muck out of the dog!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hangover with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

The Wagner brood