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We wish you a Bitchin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you Horrible New Year with your briefcase full of drugs and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie