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We wish you a Special Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a mad scientist! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your D&D group/polycule and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!