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We wish you a Rockin' Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a mad scientist! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Jubilant Hogmanay with your casually racist family and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family