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We wish you a Bitchin' Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a demented mind! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Violent Hangover with your briefcase full of drugs and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family