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We wish you a Special Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are waiting for nice weather and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa with your dumpster-fire love life and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family