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We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by hackers! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Frantic Night with your mutant psychos and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

The Wee Byre