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We wish you a Special Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a mad scientist! This year, we are busy gardening and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your live-in leather gimp and clingy cat!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie