We wish you a Bitchin' Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are filling potholes and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Groovy New Year with your crypto-bros and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family