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We wish you a Rockin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by hackers! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you an Eye-Watering New Year with your dramatic outbursts and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family