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We wish you a Jubilant Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Jubilant New Year with your crypto-bros and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!