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We wish you a Cool Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you Horrible Hangover with your mutant psychos and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood