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We wish you a Jubilant Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by hackers! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your questionable herbal supplements and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie