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We wish you a Groovy Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a demented mind! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you Horrible First with your live-in leather gimp and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family