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We wish you a Fabulous Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are mixing cocktails and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your friends and briefcase full of drugs!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie