We wish you a Groovy Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by gnomes! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Happy Hogmanay with your questionable herbal supplements and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wagner brood