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We wish you a Fabulous Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by a demented mind! This year, we are mixing cocktails and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your gamer guild and sideshow freaks!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family