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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by gnomes! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your dumpster-fire love life and junkie cousin!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family