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We wish you a Drunken Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Happy Hangover with your junkie cousin and mutant psychos!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!