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We wish you a Groovy Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by gnomes! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Rockin' Night with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

The Wagner brood