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We wish you a Jubilant Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by hackers! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Violent Season with your dumpster-fire love life and clingy cat!

Love,

The Wee Byre