We wish you a Rockin' Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are filling potholes and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Frantic Hangover with your crypto-bros and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!