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We wish you a Bitchin' Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by gnomes! This year, we are mixing cocktails and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Frantic New Year with your friends and gamer guild!

Love,

The Wagner brood