border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Special Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by gnomes! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Boozy Night with your dumpster-fire love life and questionable herbal supplements!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!