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We wish you a Merry Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you Horrible Kwanzaa with your gothic friend 'Raven' and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner brood