We wish you a Special Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are upgrading the card's code and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Boozy Hogmanay with your dumpster-fire love life and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family