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We wish you a Fabulous Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your questionable herbal supplements and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!