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We wish you a Cool Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by super nerds! This year, we are driving the tractor and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Jubilant Hogmanay with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family