We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Drunken Hogmanay with your dramatic outbursts and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wagner brood