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We wish you a Fabulous Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a mad scientist! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you Violent First with your dumpster-fire love life and avian familiars!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie