We wish you a Commercially-Successful Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by hackers! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your crypto-bros and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!