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We wish you a Merry Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by hackers! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and drinking hot cocoa!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your crypto-bros and gamer guild!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family