We wish you a Drunken Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by super nerds! This year, we are mixing cocktails and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Happy Hogmanay with your family and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood