We wish you a Rockin' Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by hackers! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Happy Good Time with your cheap booze and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!