We wish you a Cool Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a demented mind! This year, we are driving the tractor and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family