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We wish you a Merry Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by gnomes! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Horrible Season with your casually racist family and clingy cat!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie