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We wish you a Drunken Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are mixing cocktails and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Happy Good Time with your dramatic outbursts and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wagner brood