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We wish you a Groovy Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Jubilant New Year with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and gamer guild!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family