We wish you a Drunken Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by hackers! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Violent Good Time with your crypto-bros and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner brood