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We wish you a Bitchin' Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you Horrible Hogmanay with your family and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family