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We wish you a Jubilant Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are filling potholes and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your live-in leather gimp and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family