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We wish you a Rockin' Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are driving the tractor and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you Violent Season with your creepy Uncle Frank and sideshow freaks!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family