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We wish you a Happy Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by hackers! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you Horrible Hangover with your family and cheap booze!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!