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We wish you a Special Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Jubilant Hogmanay with your friends and junkie cousin!

Love,

The Wagner brood