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We wish you a Bitchin' Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a mad scientist! This year, we are filling potholes and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your briefcase full of drugs and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!