We wish you a Fabulous Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a mad scientist! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and driving the tractor!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you an Eye-Watering Night with your dumpster-fire love life and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wagner brood