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We wish you a Jubilant Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by gnomes! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Jubilant New Year with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie