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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a demented mind! This year, we are upgrading the card's code and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your creepy Uncle Frank and evil coven!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!