We wish you a Bitchin' Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and drinking hot cocoa!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Violent Hogmanay with your family and clingy cat!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie