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We wish you a Bitchin' Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a demented mind! This year, we are playing video games and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Boozy Hogmanay with your briefcase full of drugs and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!