We wish you a Happy Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by super nerds! This year, we are busy gardening and mixing cocktails!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your live-in leather gimp and clingy cat!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!