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We wish you a Rockin' Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Groovy Good Time with your friends and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

The Wagner brood