We wish you a Bitchin' Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by Tyler! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you Violent Hogmanay with your live-in leather gimp and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood