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We wish you a Cool Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you Violent Kwanzaa with your gamer guild and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!