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We wish you a Bitchin' Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by hackers! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and mixing cocktails!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Jubilant First with your casually racist family and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

The Wagner brood