We wish you a Cool Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Frantic New Year with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie