We wish you a Drunken Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hogmanay with your friends and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wagner brood