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We wish you a Jubilant Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by super nerds! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and sideshow freaks!

Love,

The Wagner brood