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We wish you a Fabulous Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a demented mind! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your family and mutant psychos!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie