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We wish you a Drunken Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a mad scientist! This year, we are filling potholes and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you Violent Kwanzaa with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and reptile menagerie!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie