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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and drinking hot cocoa!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Jubilant New Year with your dumpster-fire love life and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family