We wish you a Commercially-Successful Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by hackers! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family