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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a mad scientist! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your creepy Uncle Frank and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family