We wish you a Fabulous Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by super nerds! This year, we are driving the tractor and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your creepy Uncle Frank and sideshow freaks!

Love,

The Wagner brood