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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by super nerds! This year, we are hiking the soggy hills and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Rockin' First with your crypto-bros and gamer guild!

Love,

The Wagner brood