border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Cool Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Groovy Hogmanay with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and evil coven!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!