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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by super nerds! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you Violent New Year with your gothic friend 'Raven' and evil coven!

Love,

The Wee Byre