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We wish you a Happy Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a mad scientist! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and mixing cocktails!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your creepy Uncle Frank and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wee Byre