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We wish you a Happy Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by super nerds! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Happy Good Time with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wagner brood