We wish you a Rockin' Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by Tyler! This year, we are playing video games and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa with your dumpster-fire love life and sideshow freaks!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!