We wish you a Drunken Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by Tyler! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Frantic First with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wagner brood