We wish you a Merry Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by super nerds! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Drunken Season with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

The Wagner brood