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We wish you a Jubilant Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a demented mind! This year, we are mixing cocktails and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Happy Hogmanay with your dramatic outbursts and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family