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We wish you a Cool Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and feeding many birds! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your dumpster fire and pets!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree