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We wish you a Jubilant Hannukah!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and maintaining our access road! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree