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We wish you a Fabulous Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins ...

We wish you a Happy New Year with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and mistress!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree