We wish you a Merry Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree