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We wish you a Drunken Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your taxidermied dog and gothic friend "Raven"!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree