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We wish you a Cool Yule!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree