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We wish you a Cool Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and feeding many birds! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your family and anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree