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We wish you a Groovy Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're waiting for nice weather and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your illegal pet chimp and mistress!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree