border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Cool Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your dumpster fire and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree