Have a Happy Festivus, from le Wags! My, how the time passes. Pascale (the wiggly one) is six and a half, and Frances (the silly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: 'This is a long hallway,' said the Palpatine.

Frances says: [On ponies baking.] Take a bit of sugar that's brown. And mix it all up with your hooves. And make a pony-shaped biscuit.

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your illegal pets and junkie cousin!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)