Have a Groovy Corporate-Mandated Purchasing Event, from the Wagner family! My, how the days go by. Pascale (the cuddly one) is six and a half, and Frances (the smart one) is almost four!

Pascale says: May I watch the Twilight Zone now?

Frances says: Mama, I put your lipstick on.

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your creepy Uncle Frank and ratchet ho'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)