Have a Drunken Corporate-Mandated Purchasing Event, from le Wags! My, how the world turns. Pascale (the strong one) is six and a half, and Frances (the curious one) is almost four!

Pascale says: May I watch the Twilight Zone now?

Frances says: Mama, I put your lipstick on.

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your family and incontinent dog!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)