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border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Merry Corporate-Mandated Purchasing Event, from da' Camden crew! My, how the sands of time tumble. Pascale (the cuddly one) is six and a half, and Frances (the silly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: Sometimes, Mama, a child just needs to climb a tree.

Frances says: BRRRR. I GOTTA GET THAT. BRRRR.

We wish you a Frantic First with your family and junkie cousin!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)