Have a Drunken Festivus, from Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances! My, how the sprouts be sproutin'. Pascale (the tall one) is six and a half, and Frances (the wiggly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: May I watch the Twilight Zone now?

Frances says: I'm gonna call our bicycle 'bicycle trap'.

We wish you a Happy New Year with your incontinent dog and junkie cousin!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)