Have a Bitchin' Festivus, from the Wagner brood! My, how the time passes. Pascale (the wiggly one) is six and a half, and Frances (the creative one) is almost four!

Pascale says: That's because your kids are active and playful, mama!

Frances says: [On ponies baking.] Take a bit of sugar that's brown. And mix it all up with your hooves. And make a pony-shaped biscuit.

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your droogs and ratchet ho'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)