Have a Drunken Festivus (for the Rest of Us), from the Wagner family! My, how the years fly by. Pascale (the snuggly one) is six and a half, and Frances (the clever one) is almost four!

Pascale says: May I watch the Twilight Zone now?

Frances says: Call me Princess Carniff!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your incontinent dog and ratchet ho'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)