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border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Cool Holiday Season, from the Wagner brood! My, how the offspring embiggen. Pascale (the cheerful one) is six and a half, and Frances (the cuddly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: That's because your kids are active and playful, mama!

Frances says: I am the mother of snakes!

We wish you a Frantic First with your droogs and incontinent dog!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)