Have a Bitchin' Festivus (for the Rest of Us), from le Wags! My, how the offspring embiggen. Pascale (the lanky one) is six and a half, and Frances (the clever one) is almost four!

Pascale says: A true, true friend helps a friend in need!

Frances says: Mama, I put your lipstick on.

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your incontinent dog and alcoholic Aunt Gladys!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)