Have a Cool Christmas, from le Wags! My, how the children have grown. Pascale (the tall one) is six and a half, and Frances (the curious one) is almost four!

Pascale says: I want to go to the Science Museum!

Frances says: [On ponies baking.] Take a bit of sugar that's brown. And mix it all up with your hooves. And make a pony-shaped biscuit.

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your incontinent dog and 27 cats!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)