Have a Drunken Festivus (for the Rest of Us), from the Wagner brood! My, how the years fly by. Pascale (the wiggly one) is six and a half, and Frances (the happy one) is almost four!

Pascale says: Na na na na, na na na na

Frances says: Millions of peaches, peaches for me! Millions of peaches, peaches for free!

We wish you a Frantic First with your incontinent dog and illegal pets!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)