Have a Bitchin' Festivus, from the Wagner-Wilmore family! My, how the sprouts be sproutin'. Pascale (the cheerful one) is six and a half, and Frances (the kind one) is almost four!

Pascale says: I am the best at snow-balling Dada in the glasses!

Frances says: Call me Princess Carniff!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanza with your au pair/mistress and junkie cousin!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)