Have a Googley Solstice, from the Wagner brood! My, how the days go by. Pascale (the happy one) is six and a half, and Frances (the cuddly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: Sometimes, Mama, a child just needs to climb a tree.

Frances says: Hello, mama! I just had three poops. They are Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

We wish you a Frantic First with your incontinent dog and underage girlfriend!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)