Have a Merry Yule, from the Wagner brood! My, how the time passes. Pascale (the clever one) is six and a half, and Frances (the smart one) is almost four!

Pascale says: A true, true friend helps a friend in need!

Frances says: I am the mother of snakes!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your incontinent dog and underage girlfriend!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)