Have a Special Festivus (for the Rest of Us), from the Wagner-Wilmore family! My, how the sprouts be sproutin'. Pascale (the lanky one) is six and a half, and Frances (the kind one) is almost four!

Pascale says: Na na na na, na na na na

Frances says: Hello, mama! I just had three poops. They are Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

We wish you a Frantic First with your incontinent dog and illegal pets!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)