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border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Cool Corporate-Mandated Purchasing Event, from the Wagner family! My, how the offspring embiggen. Pascale (the cheerful one) is six and a half, and Frances (the silly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: I am the best at snow-balling Dada in the glasses!

Frances says: You gotta know when to hold 'em; know when to fold 'em!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your pool boy and ratchet ho'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)