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border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Happy Christmas, from the Wagner family! My, how the years fly by. Pascale (the lanky one) is six and a half, and Frances (the practical one) is almost four!

Pascale says: A true, true friend helps a friend in need!

Frances says: [On ponies baking.] Take a bit of sugar that's brown. And mix it all up with your hooves. And make a pony-shaped biscuit.

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your incontinent dog and au pair/mistress!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)