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border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Bitchin' Festivus (for the Rest of Us), from le Wags! My, how the days go by. Pascale (the strong one) is six and a half, and Frances (the snuggly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: Sometimes, Mama, a child just needs to climb a tree.

Frances says: Spaaaaaace CAMP!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your junkie cousin and pool boy!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)