Have a Jubilant Corporate-Mandated Purchasing Event, from the Wagner-Wilmore family! My, how the offspring embiggen. Pascale (the lanky one) is six and a half, and Frances (the silly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: A true, true friend helps a friend in need!

Frances says: Hello, mama! I just had three poops. They are Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your au pair/mistress and junkie cousin!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)