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border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Cool Solstice, from the Wagner family! My, how the sprouts be sproutin'. Pascale (the wiggly one) is six and a half, and Frances (the clever one) is almost four!

Pascale says: May I watch the Twilight Zone now?

Frances says: Mama, I put your lipstick on.

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your creepy Uncle Frank and pool boy!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)