Have a Merry Festivus (for the Rest of Us), from the Wagner-Wilmore family! My, how the children have grown. Pascale (the lanky one) is six and a half, and Frances (the cheerful one) is almost four!

Pascale says: 'This is a long hallway,' said the Palpatine.

Frances says: Mama, I put your lipstick on.

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your creepy Uncle Frank and ratchet ho'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)