Have a Rockin' Holiday Season, from the Wagner family! My, how the sands of time tumble. Pascale (the cheerful one) is six and a half, and Frances (the snuggly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: May I watch the Twilight Zone now?

Frances says: I am the mother of snakes!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your incontinent dog and ratchet ho'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)