Have a Jubilant Festivus (for the Rest of Us), from the Wagner family! My, how the sprouts be sproutin'. Pascale (the happy one) is six and a half, and Frances (the smart one) is almost four!

Pascale says: I am the best at snow-balling Dada in the glasses!

Frances says: Millions of peaches, peaches for me! Millions of peaches, peaches for free!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your creepy Uncle Frank and underage girlfriend!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)