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border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
You might want some special glasses.

Have a Groovy Christmas, from the Wagner brood! My, how the offspring embiggen. Pascale (the wiggly one) is six and a half, and Frances (the kind one) is almost four!

Pascale says: BOO!

Frances says: I'm gonna call our bicycle 'bicycle trap'.

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your incontinent dog and 27 cats!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)

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