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border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
You might want some special glasses.

Have a Drunken Kwanza, from the London clan! My, how the sprouts be sproutin'. Pascale (the strong one) is six and a half, and Frances (the wiggly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: BOO!

Frances says: BRRRR. I GOTTA GET THAT. BRRRR.

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your 27 cats and alcoholic Aunt Gladys!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)

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