Have a Fabulous Kwanza, from the Wagner brood! My, how the entropy increases. Pascale (the clever one) is six and a half, and Frances (the practical one) is almost four!

Pascale says: I'm going to put on my pegacorn suit so Frances can snuggle me. It will make her feel better.

Frances says: Hello, mama! I just had three poops. They are Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

We wish you a Happy New Year with your family and alcoholic Aunt Gladys!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)