Have a Drunken Festivus (for the Rest of Us), from the Wagner brood! My, how the sands of time tumble. Pascale (the happy one) is six and a half, and Frances (the creative one) is almost four!

Pascale says: Na na na na, na na na na

Frances says: [On ponies baking.] Take a bit of sugar that's brown. And mix it all up with your hooves. And make a pony-shaped biscuit.

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your droogs and incontinent dog!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)