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border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Jubilant Solstice, from the Wagner brood! My, how the entropy increases. Pascale (the helpful one) is six and a half, and Frances (the silly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: BOO!

Frances says: Millions of peaches, peaches for me! Millions of peaches, peaches for free!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your droogs and underage girlfriend!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)

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