Have a Happy Festivus, from le Wags! My, how the worm turns. Pascale (the kind one) is six and a half, and Frances (the smart one) is almost four!

Pascale says: I'm going to put on my pegacorn suit so Frances can snuggle me. It will make her feel better.

Frances says: [On ponies baking.] Take a bit of sugar that's brown. And mix it all up with your hooves. And make a pony-shaped biscuit.

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your 27 cats and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)