Have a Fabulous Solstice, from the Wagner family! My, how the children have grown. Pascale (the helpful one) is six and a half, and Frances (the kind one) is almost four!

Pascale says: BOO!

Frances says: [On ponies baking.] Take a bit of sugar that's brown. And mix it all up with your hooves. And make a pony-shaped biscuit.

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your incontinent dog and alcoholic Aunt Gladys!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)