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border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Drunken Corporate-Mandated Purchasing Event, from the Wagner-Wilmore family! My, how the time passes. Pascale (the tall one) is six and a half, and Frances (the clever one) is almost four!

Pascale says: A true, true friend helps a friend in need!

Frances says: I'm gonna call our bicycle 'bicycle trap'.

We wish you a Groovy Kwanza with your creepy Uncle Frank and alcoholic Aunt Gladys!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)