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border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Merry Corporate-Mandated Purchasing Event, from le Wags! My, how the world turns. Pascale (the happy one) is six and a half, and Frances (the creative one) is almost four!

Pascale says: A true, true friend helps a friend in need!

Frances says: BRRRR. I GOTTA GET THAT. BRRRR.

We wish you a Groovy Kwanza with your incontinent dog and underage girlfriend!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)