Have a Googley Festivus (for the Rest of Us), from the Wagner-Wilmore family! My, how the worm turns. Pascale (the happy one) is six and a half, and Frances (the cheerful one) is almost four!

Pascale says: Sometimes, Mama, a child just needs to climb a tree.

Frances says: Hello, mama! I just had three poops. They are Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

We wish you a Happy New Year with your creepy Uncle Frank and ratchet ho'!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)