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border Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, and Frances next to the tree Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Have a Merry Solstice, from le Wags! My, how the worm turns. Pascale (the helpful one) is six and a half, and Frances (the silly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: May I watch the Twilight Zone now?

Frances says: [On ponies baking.] Take a bit of sugar that's brown. And mix it all up with your hooves. And make a pony-shaped biscuit.

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your incontinent dog and illegal pets!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and (our tree)