Have a Jubilant Festivus, from the London clan! My, how the sprouts be sproutin'. Pascale (the helpful one) is six and a half, and Frances (the silly one) is almost four!

Pascale says: I'm going to put on my pegacorn suit so Frances can snuggle me. It will make her feel better.

Frances says: BRRRR. I GOTTA GET THAT. BRRRR.

We wish you a Frantic First with your junkie cousin and alcoholic Aunt Gladys!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)