Have a Drunken Corporate-Mandated Purchasing Event, from le Wags! My, how the sands of time tumble. Pascale (the clever one) is six and a half, and Frances (the practical one) is almost four!

Pascale says: I will be eating all the bacon.

Frances says: I'm gonna call our bicycle 'bicycle trap'.

We wish you a Happy New Year with your incontinent dog and underage girlfriend!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, and Spreckles (our tree)