We wish you a Wicked Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Jubilant Hangover with your illegal pet lemurs and au pair/mistress!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree