We wish you a Drunken Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hangover with your family and wet bandits!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree