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We wish you a Groovy Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and busy gardening! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Happy New Year with your friends and mask-nazi germophobes!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree