We wish you a Fabulous Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Boozy First with your junkie cousin and online "friends"!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree