We wish you a Bitchin' Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Drunken First with your worthless cryptocurrency and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree