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We wish you a Bitchin' Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your dumpster fire life and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree