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We wish you a Bitchin' Yule!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Boozy Season with your mask-nazi germophobes and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree