We wish you a Drunken Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your dumpster fire life and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree