We wish you a Happy Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your dumpster fire life and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree