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We wish you a Merry Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Frantic First with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree