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We wish you a Fabulous Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your junkie cousin and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree