We wish you a Special Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic Good Time with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree