We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Frantic First with your mask-nazi germophobes and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree