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We wish you a Rockin' Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your mask-nazi germophobes and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree