We wish you a Jubilant Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Kwanzaa with your friends and drugs!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree