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We wish you a Special Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your dumpster fire life and worthless cryptocurrency!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree