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We wish you a Groovy Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fifth Christmas at the Wee Byre and the 20th edition of our card! We're planting more trees and patching the dry-stone dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Think like Luigi! (⁠☞゚⁠ヮ゚⁠)⁠☞

Frances says: Who was jorkin on my peanits?

We wish you a Drunken First with your dumpster-fire love life and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Storm the cat!