border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Jubilant Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your mistress and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree