We wish you a Merry Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hangover with your worthless cryptocurrency and pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree