We wish you a Bitchin' Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Drunken Season with your dumpster fire life and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree