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We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and pool boy!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree