We wish you a Bitchin' Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Jubilant New Year with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and pool boy!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree