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We wish you a Cool Yule!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa with your drugs and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree