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We wish you a Jubilant Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your mask-nazi germophobes and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree