We wish you a Bitchin' Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy Good Time with your drugs and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree