We wish you a Drunken Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa with your junkie cousin and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree