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We wish you a Happy Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're automating all the things and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Rockin' Hangover with your worthless cryptocurrency and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree