We wish you a Drunken Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your dumpster fire life and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree