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We wish you a Cool Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and giving our friends sparkly gel nails! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Frantic New Year with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and mask-nazi germophobes!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree