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We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Jubilant New Year with your friends and taxidermied dog!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree