We wish you a Cool Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Happy First with your friends and dumpster fire life!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree