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We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Boozy First with your drugs and wet bandits!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree