border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Bitchin' Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Frantic First with your friends and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree