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We wish you a Jubilant Hannukah!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're learning the bagpipes and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your mistress and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree