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We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and maintaining our access road! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your friends and pets!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree