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We wish you a Bitchin' Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your dumpster fire and pets!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree