We wish you a Drunken Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic First with your taxidermied dog and pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree