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We wish you a Rockin' Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and maintaining our access road! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your taxidermied dog and mistress!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree