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We wish you a Rockin' Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and building a sledging ramp for the next snow! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your drunk Uncle Carl and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree