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We wish you a Jubilant Christmas!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and online friends!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree