We wish you a Special Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Frantic First with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and mistress!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree