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We wish you a Jubilant Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your junkie cousin and drugs stash!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree