We wish you a Merry Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and maintaining our access road! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your mistress and pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree