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We wish you a Rockin' Yule!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic First with your mistress and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree