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We wish you a Jubilant Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins ...

We wish you a Happy New Year with your illegal pet chimp and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree