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We wish you a Special Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Frantic First with your dumpster fire and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree