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We wish you a Bitchin' Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your reanimated grandparents and pool boy!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree