We wish you a Cool Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your emo sibling and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree