border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Drunken Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're waiting for nice weather and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your mistress and pool boy!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree