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We wish you a Groovy Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're learning the bagpipes and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree