We wish you a Drunken Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Groovy First with your dumpster-fire love life and cheap booze!

Love,

The Wagner brood