We wish you a Commercially-Successful Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by hackers! This year, we are participating in the Cat Distribution System and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Groovy Night with your dumpster-fire love life and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family