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We wish you a Bitchin' Yule!

This marks our fifth Christmas at the Wee Byre and the 19th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and patching the dry-stone dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Think like Luigi! (⁠☞゚⁠ヮ゚⁠)⁠☞

Frances says: Hello :D

We wish you a Frantic Hangover with your casually racist family and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

The Wagner brood