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We wish you a Googley Purchasing Frenzy!

This year we celebrate our second Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and playing fetch with Violet. Pascale helped code the card this year! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: I'm so lucky lucky!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your junkie cousin and drug stash!


The new Scots