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We wish you a Drunken Holiday Season!

This year we celebrate our second Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and practicing our new accents. Pascale helped code the card this year! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

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Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your reanimated grandparents and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The new Scots